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For those of you that follow me actively on social media you know that I’ve been goofing around about releasing a book of my so-called wisdom for several years, and have been hinting about making it a reality for the last couple months.
I’m happy, excited, and just damn thrilled to announce that it is now becoming a true reality.
As of right now, the official release date for my first book, Mental Graffiti, is January 29th 2016, a short 15 days (2 weeks) away. I am working like a champ to tie off loose ends, finish the final admin, and get this puppy ready for publication. Those things we pretty much have in the bag and are right on target.
The book in ebook format is currently available for pre-order on Amazon at the following link: http://www.amazon.com/Mental-Graffiti-Collected-Thoughts-Creative-ebook/dp/B01AFEM21K/
We are releasing this bad-boy in both ebook and paperback through amazon and it will be available in both formats by the 29th of January.
In addition to the ebook and print book release, we are also running a promotion contest in the weeks leading up to the release and for the week following the release to generate interest. Expect details on this contest to appear here later today after this initial announcement.
Going hand and hand with the release of the book and the promotional contest, I am also lining up to be a guest on several podcasts and blogs that you will see coming out during this time period. All in all, a very exciting time and busy time, but I wouldn’t have it any other way. Check back here often over the next few weeks for updates.
So what is Mental Graffiti?
Mental Graffiti is a coffee table book or bathroom reader full of my sarcastic and sometimes-insightful anecdotes, observations, and one-liners that I’ve collected over 6 years through my interaction on social media. It is a response to the throwaway nature of out society, where we are all quick to discard just about everything in favor of the next quick fix. By capturing my little tidbits of random thoughts I’ve accumulated over the years, I am fighting the tyranny of out “instant gratification fast-food” culture by preserving my observations for posterity and your reading enjoyment.
Hundreds, sometimes thousands, of random and quirky thoughts flit through our little brains everyday. Sparked by the intricate firing synapses making up our grey matter, these fleeting impressions appear and are instantly absorbed into the mental aether, often without being noticed. But sometimes, we allow those thoughts to surface long enough to be recognized as the hidden gems, to be considered fully, cherished, and/or adored in guilty terror, such as these:
I wonder if feline is best served with a white wine or a red? Maybe beer?
I bet every single one of you jack@$$es are just sick figments of my overactive, sadomasochistic imagination. It’s the only possible explanation.
I’ve been thinking leaving online reviews of restaurants and other establishments based on how comfortable and sanitary my poo experience has been while there.
For those of you who have successfully navigated yet another Monday, congratulations. For those of you who were less successful: do you need help hiding the bodies? #TheStruggleIsReal
It’s like my entire existence is a video game and I’m trying to get some extra life. #Coffee #LiquidLife
Scott E. Pond has been collecting his random thoughts and observations and posting them (for the enjoyment of the masses) on social media for the last six years. Mental Graffiti contains the best of the best, hand selected for you for this volume. Enjoy!
What else is included in Mental Graffiti?
Well I’m glad you asked! This book is chock full of extra goodies to entertain you, enlighten you, and put hair on your chest (or remove hair from your chest, depending on which you prefer). So what else do you get? Let me tell you:
Cover: a beautiful shot of me during one of my disciplinary sessions with Daniel the Demanding Dominatrix, aka Dee3 (not really, that was just a photoshoot with my good friend and outstanding photographer, Bruce Press).
Author Note: A rare insight into the mind and history of the recluse known in some circles as “The Man With No Time” and “The Artist of Reality Unfolding” (aka. Scott E. Pond).
Forward: A poignant and uplifting guest forward by my buddy and rival, Paul E. Cooley. Don’t worry, he kept his clothes on during the writing of that… I think.
Illustrations: Holy crap, this book is popping with interior photographs and illustrations, all tied in with my bits of uber-smart observations. There are even a couple guest illustrations in here as well. Man, you get all the good stuff. Examples of what to expect can be seen to the right, such as the PAMM advertisement, the fake movie poster (A Fistful of Bacon), and the Dung Beetle! illustration (by the talented Arthur Wright, aka Noble Bear). There’s like a bazillion illustrations in this book (Disclaimer: Scott has trouble counting. There are around 15 illustrations throughout the book). There is also a caricature of Scott as your favorite Canuck Superhero (by the amazing Marc Lapierre).
Links to a whole bunch of people and places, including my newsletter.
Author Photo: for those of you secretly or not-so-secretly in love with this hunk of man flesh, there’s also a picture of me at the back giving you my best Blue Steel pose. You are welcome. Also, make sure you use it in moderation: you can go blind doing that.
Expect to see updates in the coming weeks, including unboxing videos, signing videos, contest updates, newsletter updates (for those subscribed), and anything else that is relevant to this exciting next step.
Mental Graffiti is a product of Scott E. Pond Design Studios, LLC and Darker Reality Studios, LLC. Copyright 2016.
Mental Graffiti can be purchased, pre-ordered, and reviewed through amazon.com:
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Awwwwww yeah! Whose house?
That’s right, it’s our muddah shucking house!
It’s official… Scott Sigler’s soon to be released novel, THE MVP, is off to the printing house.
It features a cover and 16 page color insert designed by yours truly (aka Scott “Big Fish” “Pondy” Pond), interior layout by Donna Mugavero, and contributing insert illustrations/designs by W. Seth Hanisek. You can see a glimpse of the cover (including the trophy, Ki hand, and Sklorno tentacle I designed and built exclusively for this project) over at http://ScottSigler.com/ today and below!
THE MVP is the fourth book in Sigler’s Galactic Football League (GFL) series. It is getting released this September as a limited edition and signed hardcover… get yours ordered now because once they are gone they are gone!
Design on the insert and dust jacket for this fantastic book began over 6 months ago. In that time, there were many ideas and concepts thrown back and forth until we settled on the initial flushed-out concept for the main cover: an MVP trophy being held up (and maybe even being fought over) by several GFL players. From there we continued to toss ideas back and forth as we decided on the final trophy design, settled on three players (a human, a KI, and a Sklorno), and the overal design and layout of all the elements.
That was the easy part.
Then came the actual design, creation (yes that trophy, Ki hand/arm, and Sklorno tentacles are real, physical things), photography, photo-manipulation, and layout of the cover.
It’s been a long road to get here, but oh baby… sooooo worth it.
You’ll see when you actually see this baby and hold it in your hands.
And that’s just the front cover.
Wait until you see the rest of the dust jacket AND the 16-page color insert (with some fantastic illustrations/designs by the groovy W. Seth Hanisek). But we don’t want to talk about THAT right now, do we? That would spoil the surprise… (EVIL LAUGHTER).
With Sigler’s fantastic story, Donna’s awesome and amazing interior treatment, and this cover and insert, this book is gonna be a work of art.
A FRIGGIN WORK OF ART, I TELLYOU!!!
Apparently Scott Sigler and his wonderful cohort, A Kovacs, feel the same:
Check it out: the final whoop-ass cover for THE MVP, BOOK IV in the Galactic Football League series. The cover is the creation of Scott “Big Fish” Pond, who can apparently conjure a Ki lineman up from nothing (or maybe by sacrificing a few baby squirrels, we don’t know and we’re pretty sure we don’t want to know).”
Haven’t yet experienced the GFL series? Not a problem… pick up your copies in eBook, hardcover (for THE STARTER, THE ALL-PRO, and THE MVP… unfortunately THE ROOKIE is sold out), or pick them up soon in paperback.
The entire GFL series will be coming to Barnes and Noble and via Amazon.ocm in paperback over the next 8 months, again with cover designss by yours truly.
My covers for THE ROOKIE and THE STARTER can be seen below, with fantastic character illustrations by Adrian Bogart. If you haven’t been over to Adrian’s site, man… you are missing out! He is bloody amazing. Check him out at http://www.adrianbogart.com/.
THE ALL-PRO and THE MVP will also be available in paperback around December at B&N (again with Adrian and I combining our efforts on more fantastic covers).
I cannot recommend this series enough. It is a pulse-pounding sci-fi story arc with the feel of THE BLINDSIDE, THE GODFATHER, and STAR WARS combined into one deliciously exciting and hard-hitting tale.
To be blunt… It effing rocks hard!
Head on over to Sigler’s site and pre-order your copy of this beauty.
According to his site, your time is running out on this masterpiece!
This is your last chance to order! final numbers are due on Monday and we’re considering only printing to order. If you want to be 100% sure you get your copy(s), now’s the time. We are not kidding. Don’t blame us if you get left out.”
In this episode, you get to drift off to sleep with my soothing, melodic voice as I tell you a bedtime story.
There are bunnies (hidden), trees, a gurgling brook, and a hike through the woods. Oh, and dear, dead friends… how sad. I hope there’s also a moral to the story (there may be)… or at least some good old-fashioned poltergeist activity (there isn’t).
So grab your blankie and mug of a frothy beverage of your choice, snuggle in, and get lost in the rich and melodious voice of your favorite closet geek.
Hope you like it. If you happen to listen to it, please leave a comment on what you think.
If you would rather read it instead of hearing my lovely voice, you can see the text version here: http://scottpond.com/archives/1980
Hello my friends. Welcome to the first ever episode of Mental Residue, the official podcast of Scott Pond Design Studios.
I’ve been thinking about doing a podcast for my works and thoughts for several years. Around 3 years ago I came this close (holds up thumb and forefinger about 2 mm apart) to actually launching one after I interviewed Nathan Lowell, but things fell through and I got sidetracked.
Over the last weekend, as I posted, I was down in Maryland at Balticon. I had the opportunity to interview Paul E. Cooley – The Fiend Master – for an Intro to Journalism class. After the interview, I decided to piss or get off the pot. It was time to step up or shut up. You know… all the normal cliches for stopping being a lazy ass.
So here it is… my inaugural episode. *HOLDS BREATH*
I’m very interested in what you think, what you believe should be changed, etc. Please leave a comment and let me know your thoughts.